Ted  (2012)

7.0 / 10

John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear or his girlfriend, Lori.

Country United States

Genre Comedy, Fantasy

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John makes a Christmas miracle happen by bringing his one and only friend to life, his teddy bear. The two grow up together and John must then choose to stay with his girlfriend or keep his friendship with his crude and extremely inappropriate teddy bear, Ted. Written by Anonymous

Keywords: teddy bear, sex scene, testicle, car accident, 2010s

Genres: Comedy, Fantasy


Mark Wahlberg Mark Wahlberg JohnBennett
Giovanni Ribisi Giovanni Ribisi Donny
Tom Skerritt Tom Skerritt TomSkerritt
Ted Danson Ted Danson TedDanson(uncredited)
Patrick Stewart Patrick Stewart Narrator(voice)
Johnny Carson Johnny Carson Himself(archivefootage)(uncredited)
Richard Oswald Richard Oswald
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If you watch the animated hijinks on TV's Family Guy, The Cleveland Show and American Dad, you know that Seth MacFarlane, the brainy, bawdy creator of those kickass shows, does not cater to audiences who call him juvenile, stupid, vulgar and foul-mouthed. So stop reading, MacFarlane haters. Ted is not for you. MacFarlane's debut as a feature director hits all the sweet spots that irritate prudes. Is it dirty? Yes. Does it take full advantage of the R rating? Oh my yes. Is it funny? It's hysterically, gut-bustingly funny. Mark Wahlberg is just terrific as John Bennett, a good-natured Bos...

Source: Rolling Stone

Author: Peter Travers

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In 1985, near the city of Boston, Massachusetts, John Bennett was a lonely child who dearly wished for his new Christmas gift, a large teddy bear named Ted, to come to life to be his friend. That wish coincided with a falling star and Ted became a fully mobile sentient being. John's parents (Alex Borstein and Ralph Garman) got over the shock, word of the miracle spread, and Ted was briefly a celebrity.

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  • www.ted.com    TED - Official Site

    TED Talks are influential videos from expert speakers on education, business, science, tech and creativity, with subtitles in 100+ languages. Ideas free to stream and ...

  • www.imdb.com    Ted (2012) - IMDb

    Video embedded · With Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis, Seth MacFarlane, Joel McHale. John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came …

  • www.youtube.com    TED - YouTube

    http://www.ted.com TEDTalks shares the best ideas from the TED Conference with the world, for free: trusted voices and convention-breaking mavericks, icons a...

  • en.wikipedia.org    Ted (film) - Wikipedia

    Ted is a 2012 American comedy film directed by Seth MacFarlane in his feature film directorial debut. The screenplay by MacFarlane, Alec Sulkin, and ...

  • blog.ted.com    TED Blog: Further reading on ideas worth spreading

    The TED Blog shares interesting news about TED, TED Talks video, the TED Prize and more.

  • ed.ted.com    TED-Ed - Official Site

    Use engaging videos on TED-Ed to create customized lessons. You can use, tweak, or completely redo any lesson featured on TED-Ed, or create lessons from scratch …

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Languages: English, Ukrainian

Release Date: 29 Jun 2012 (United States) See more

Also Known As: AR See more

Filming Locations: Boston, Massachusetts, USA See more